“Those who want to be beautiful, must suffer.” If there’s one woman in the world that knows this, it’s Katarina Vasily Anastasia Svetlana Yakova, known popularly as Dirty Katarina. A nickname she earned in Russia and exploited over the rest of the world. Given to her by her first inamorato Gustav Michael Pitun. The men that have been with her know why she got it, for others it shall forever remain a quest, since she got stuck with a body that’s not her own. It happened out of revenge from Gustav, who she left after self discovery of her gorgeousness. She circled the world but Gustav caught her after a 15 year hunt. He acted out of jealousy: if he couldn’t have her, no one could. So instead of imprisoning her in a solitary confinement he imprisoned her in the body of old Russian woman. Ever since she’s been trying to seduce men and convince them of her sexiness. While most men don’t fall for her tricks, there are some that do. And it’s these men that affirm Dirty Katarina is indeed Dirty Katrina. Why don’t you find out for yourself?
Russian Imperial Stout
Don’t fool yourself into believing you don’t like it dirty. You know you do. Oh and guess what. Katarina likes it dirty too. Want to find out how dirty? Take a seat, grab a glass and ask Katarina for some loving.
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