India Pale Ale
Grab two of these fine brews. Find your nemesis. Give him one bottle. Stand back to back. Walk ten steps apart. Turn around simultaneously. Pop me open simultaneously. Now drink simultaneously. Cheers.
The nemesis of Billy the Kid
You probably think Billy the Kid was the quickest damn gun-slinger you’d ever seen of the Wild West. Well then let us inform you about his greatest enemy, Green Bullet. One of the most wanted individuals in the country. He got this name after killing a pack of train robbers, who were hiding behind a cluster cacti. He managed to shoot each and every last one them through the cacti with his left hand while riding two horses at the same time. By the time the deputy sheriff found the robbers the bullets in their bodies had turned green. Hence the name, Green Bullet. But let us also tell you why he was Billy’s greatest nemisis.
Frankly, it’s very simple. He did everything a little better, or worse, than The Kid. Billy is known to have killed eight men. Bullet killed nine. Billy’s first crime was stealing food on September 16, 1875. Bullet stole an apple on September 15th. The first time Billy was put in jail he escaped after 2 days. Bullet managed to escape within 36 hours. Basically everything that The Kid did, was already done. And done way better. So just remember, whenever you’re drinking a Green Bullet, you’re drinking an IPA that’s just a little better than other IPA’s.